On Monday Fred, an old country farmer, bought a mule from Luke, another old farmer, for $100. Luke promised to deliver the mule the next day.
On Tuesday Luke drove up and said, Sorry, Fred, but I have some bad news. The mule died.
Fred: Well, then, just give me my money back.
Luke: Cant do that. I went and spent it already.
Fred: Well, OK then. Just unload the mule.
Luke: What ya gonna do with a dead mule?
Fred: Im going to raffle him off.
Luke: You cant raffle off a dead mule!
Fred: Sure I can. I just wont tell anybody hes dead.
Several days later the two farmers meet up.
Luke: Whatever happened with that dead mule?
Fred: I raffled him off just like I said I would. Sold 500 tickets at $2 each!
Luke: Didnt anyone complain?
Fred: Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.
03
Feb
Additional Jokes From "Animal"
- Cats — Now And Forever
- Bubble Blowing Duckies
- Youre So Fat
- The Creation of Man
- How To Bathe A Cat
- Poor Couple
- Cat in the Way
- Alexander and Kermit
- What Are Ya, Chicken?
- What do you call a dog…
- The Bear and the Rabbit 2
- Its a cats world after all!
- Tasks for easy Cash
- Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
- Theyre boasting about race records