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A young man walks into a bar in Alaska. After many drinks, he announces to the whole bar that he is proud to be a new Alaskan. One of the old timers at the bar laughs at him and asks him if he has gone through the

Ritual yet. The lad asks what the ritual entails. The old timer says,Well, to be an Alaskan, you have to kill a Polar Bear and fuck an Eskimo. The young man says that he hasnt done either yet, so he and the old timer continue to drink heavily together and the old timer answers his questions about the Ritual. The young man stands up and wobbles out of the bar drunk as can be.





About four hours later, he struggles back into the bar, all scratched and cut up. He summons all of this strength and shouts out Where is this damn Eskimo I have to kill?!