The No Frills airline

It was a No Frills airline:

  • They didnt sell tickets, they sold chances

  • All the insurance machines in the terminal were sold out

  • Before the flight, the passengers got together and elected a pilot

  • If you kiss the wing for luck before boarding, it kisses you back

  • You could not board the plane unless you had the exact change

  • Before we took off, the stewardess told us to fasten our Velcro

  • The Captain asked all the passengers to chip in a little for gas

  • When they pulled the steps away, the plane started rocking

  • The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway

  • You ask the Captain how often their planes crash. He sez, Just once

  • No movie. Didnt need one. Your life kept flashing before your eyes

  • You see a man with a gun, but hes demanding to be let off the plane

  • All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel

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