The old mans problem

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.

The pharmacist said, Thats no problem. How many do you want?

The man answered, Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.

The pharmacist said That wont do you any good.

The elderly gentleman said Thats all right. I dont need them for sex anymore, as Im over 80 years old.

I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont pee on my shoes.

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