The owner of a bar is just locking up for the night when there is a knock at the door. He opens the door and theres a snail sitting on the doorstep.



What do you want? asks the owner.



I want a beer, says the snail.



First of all, were closed, and second of all, we dont serve snails. So go away!



The snail begs and pleads for a beer. The owner finally gets fed up, kicks the snail, and slams the door.



ONE YEAR LATER….



The owner of a bar is just locking up for the night when there is a knock at the door. He opens the door and theres a snail sitting on the doorstep.



Whatd you do that for? asks the snail.