The painted horse

A pissed-off cowboy walked into the bar and slammed his fist on the bar.

Ok, he shouted, Whos the son of a bitch that painted my horses balls red?
At the other end, a huge biker stood up, ripped the end of the bar out of the floor and slammed it back down.

He said, I did asshole. What have you got to say about that?

Oh, said the cowboy. I just thought Id let you know… hes ready for his second coat.

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