The perfect man is gentle



Never cruel or mean



He has a beautiful smile



And keeps his face so clean.



The perfect man likes children



And will raise them by your side



He will be a good father



As well as a good husband to his bride.



The perfect man loves cooking



Cleaning and vacuuming too



Hell do anything in his power



To convey his feelings of love on you.



The perfect man is sweet



Writing poetry from your name



Hes a best friend to your mother



And kisses away your pain.



He never has made you cry



Or hurt you in any way



Oh, fuck this stupid poem



The perfect man is gay.