Several first grade boys overheard some junior high boys talking about a penis. The first graders asked each other, Whats a penis? None of them knew.
Finally one boy said, Ill ask my Dad, he knows everything.
That evening the boy asked his Dad, Whats a penis?
The father replied, Well, if youre old enough to ask I guess youre old enough to know. Dad dropped his pants and said, Thats a penis! As a matter of fact, thats a perfect penis!
The next day the boy told his friends, I found out what a penis is, come on, Ill show you.
The others followed him to the bathroom and watched him drop his pants. The boy, exposing himself to his friends, said, Thats a penis! As a matter of fact, if it was two inches shorter, itd be a perfect penis!
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Nov
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