08
Dec

The plumber has arrived

A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten oclock. Ten oclock came and went; no plumber; eleven oclock, twelve oclock, one oclock; no plumber.

She concluded he wasnt coming, and went out to do some errands. While she was out, the plumber arrived.

He knocked on the door; the ladys parrot, who was at home in a cage by the door, said, Who is it?

He replied, Its the plumber.

He thought it was the lady whod said, Who is it? and waited for her to come and let him in. When this didnt happen he knocked again, and again the parrot said, Who is it?

He said, Its the plumber!

He waited, and again the lady didnt come to let him in. He knocked again, and again the parrot said, Who is it?

He said, Its the plumber!!!!!!!!

Again he waited; again she didnt come; again he knocked; again the parrot said, Who is it?; Aarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!! he said, flying into a rage; he pushed the door in and ripped it off its hinges. He suffered a heart attack and he fell dead in the doorway.

The lady came home from her errands, only to see the door ripped off its hinges and a corpse lying in the doorway, A dead body! she exclaimed, Who is it?!

The parrot said, Its the plumber.

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