The Pony

A pony walks into a bar and says Bartender, may I have a drink?

Bartender says What? I cant hear you. Speak up!

May I please have a drink?

What? You have to speak up!

Could I please have a drink?

Now listen, if you dont speak up I will not serve you.

Im sorry, Im just a little hoarse.

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