The Poopie List (shitty jokes)

  • Ghost Poopie
    The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but theres no poopie in the toilet.
  • Clean Poopie
    The kind where you seen the poopie come out, but theres nothing on the toilet paper.
  • The Wet Poopie
    The kind where you wipe your butt fifty times, and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you wont ruin it with a stain.
  • The Second Wave Poopie
    It happens when youre done poopying, and you have pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
  • Pop a Vein in your Forehead Poopie
    The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
  • Richard Simmons Poopie
    You poopie so much that you lose 30 pounds.
  • The Lincoln Log Poopie
    The kind of poopie that is sooo huge, youre afraid to flush, so you break it up into small pieces with the toilet brush.
  • The Gasey Poopie
    It is so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.
  • The Drunker Poopie
    The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking, its most noticeable trait is the tread marks on the bottom of the toilet.
  • The Corn Poopie
  • The Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie
    The kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet, cramp, and fart a few times.
  • Spinal Tap Poopie
    That when it hurts so bad, you swear it is leaving you sideways.
  • The Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
    The kind where its coming out of your butt so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
  • The Liquid Poopie
    The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splatters all over the toilet bowl.
  • The Mexican Food Poopie
    It smells sooo bad that the room needs to be condemned!!!
  • The Surprise Poopie
    A fart with a lump in it.

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