18
Mar

The prayer said before finals

Now I Lay Me
Down to Study,
I Pray the Lord I
Wont Go Nutty.

If I Should Fail to
Learn this Junk,
I Pray the Lord
I Will Not Flunk.

But If I Do,
Dont Pity Me at All,
Just Lay My Bones
In the Study Hall.

Tell My Prof
I Did My Best,
Then Pile My
Books upon My Chest.

Now I Lay Me
Down to Rest,
And Pray Ill Pass
Tomorrows Test.

If I Should Die Before I Wake,
Thats One less Test Ill Have to Take.

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