A wag who was well known for his practical jokes and who had played the most diabolical tricks on his friends over the years was about to get married himself and was therefore very nervous. Would his friends get their revenge?

He was in a sweat when th evicar announced: Is there any reason why this couple should not be joined in holy matimony?, and despite his constant fear the ceremony and the wedding reception went without water pistols or rude telegrams. They even got to their hotel without incident.

Next morning the groom called room service, This is Mr Johnson in room 502. Id like to order breakfast for two

At this point a voice from under the bed said Better make that five!