A man goes to a jewelry store looking to buy a watch. He looks at a watch called the George Bush Watch and asks the sales clerk why there are no hands. The sales clerk says–you are suppose to read his lips.

He then looks at a watch called the Ross Perot Watch and notices that it isnt running – the sales clerk tells him it runs, it doesnt run, it runs, it doesnt run . . .

He then notices a watch called the Bill Clinton Watch and sees that it runs, has hands and looks like a pretty good watch. He asks the sales clerk how much. The sales clerk replies $19.95 plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax . . .