The priest and the rabbi (adult)

Father Oleary and Rabbi Goldberg played chess each Wednesday in the park. The chess game usually included religious discussion and debate. This week the discussion turned to religious sins.

Rabbi Goldberg said, In my religion it is forbidden to eat ham but I tried it once, just once, before I became a Rabbi.

Not to be outdone, Father Oleary admitted, During seminary this beautiful young girl tempted me and I yielded to the lust of the flesh and had sex.

Across the chess board, the old Rabbi grinned, and with a chuckle said, Better than ham, aint it?

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