The rabbi and the dog

A little boys dog swims out to see and gets into difficulties in the big waves.

The little boy screams: Help! Help! My little dog is drowning!

A passing rabbi hears his pathetic cries, sees the poor dog and leaps into the sea fully clothed. He swims out, grabs the dog, swims back to shore and gives to dog mouth-to-mouth. The dog is saved and runs off happily.

O thank you, thank you, says the little boy. You must be a vet.

Am I a vet? Im a-soaking, exclaims the rabbi.

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