03
May

The re-release of George Lucas

The re-release of George Lucas Star Wars raked in millions.
This came as a relief to Princess Leia who had fallen on hard times
and was considering becoming a spokeswoman for Weight Watchers and
Ocean Spray. (Joshua Sostrin)

Says Paul Ecker, Teenagers all over the country are asking the same
question: Whos Mark Hamil?

The film was enhanced with even more special effects. In a related move,
Sweden will re-release Ingmar Bergmans films enhanced with even more
gloom, (Michael Edens)

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