The Real Oscar Mayer

My bologna has a first name,
Its c-o-w cow.
My bologna has a second name,
Its l-i-p-s lips.
Oh, I have to eat it every day,
And if you ask me why Ill sayyyy…
Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way
Of getting by the FDA!

[Ed: Just a joke, Oscar…]

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