The Real Reason Nobody Ever Sees Santa

Seen on a local advertisement for a Christmas party awhile ago:


A small boy stands agape on the stairway overlooking the living room.
A rather largish man in a big red suit with white fur and red and white
toque hunches over the fireplace, filling stockings with gifts, sees the
boy over his shoulder. His eyebrows are raised, matter-of-factly.

Caption: Im sorry youve seen me, Billy. Now Ill have to kill you.

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