17
Nov

The real story of the three bears..

Its a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up.

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table.

He looks into his small bowl. It is empty!

Whos been eating my porridge, he squeaks?

Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair.

He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty!

Whos been eating my porridge!, he roars?

Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells –

For Petes sake, how many times do we have to go through this?

It was Momma Bear who got up first.

It was Momma Bear who woke everybody else in the house up.

It was Momma Bear who made the Coffee.

It was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away.

It was Momma Bear who went out into the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper.

It was Momma Bear who set the table.

It was Momma Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box and filled the cats water & food dish.

And, now that youve decided to come downstairs and grace Momma Bear with your presence, …listen good, cause Im only going to say this one time…

I havent made the @!#$%^&* Porridge, yet!!

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