The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary

Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday, and I wasnt feeling too hot that morning

I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday,
and probably have a present for me.

She didnt even say Good Morning, let alone any Happy Birthday.

I thought, Well, thats wives for you, the children will remember.

The children came in to breakfast and didnt say a word. When I started to the
office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, Good morning, boss.
Happy Birthday.

And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.

I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, You know, its
such a beautiful day outside and its your birthday, lets go to lunch, just you
and me.

I said, By George, thats the greatest thing Ive heard all day. Lets go.

We went to lunch.

We didnt go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little
private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, You know, its such a beautiful day.
We dont need to go back to the office, do we?

I said, No, I guess not.

She said, Lets go to my apartment. After arriving at her apartment she said,
Boss, if you dont mind, I think Ill go change.

Sure, I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big
birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all
singing Happy Birthday.

And there I sat… on the couch… naked.

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