19
Apr

The Roosters

An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens.
The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on
in years. And the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldnt hurt
anything. So he bought a young cock from the local rooster emporium,
and turned him loose in the barnyard.

The old rooster saw the young one strutting around and he got a little
worried. So, theyre trying to replace me, thought the old rooster.
Ive got to do something about this.

He walked up to the new bird and said, So youre the new stud in
town? I bet you really think youre hot stuff, dont you? Well, Im
not ready for the chopping block yet. Ill bet Im still the better
bird. And to prove it, I challenge you to a race around that hen house
over there. Well run around it ten times and whoever finishes first
gets to have all the hens for himself.

The young rooster was of a proud sort, and he definitely thought he
was more than a match for the old guy. Youre on, said the young
rooster. And since I know Im so great, Ill even give you a head
start of half a lap. Ill still win easy!

So the two roosters went over to the hen house to start the race with
all the hens gathering around to watch. The race begun and all the
hens started cheering the roosters on.

After the first lap, the old rooster was still maintaining his lead.
After the second lap, the old guys lead had slipped a little but he
was still hanging in there. Unfortunately the old roosters lead
continued to slip each time around, and by the fifth lap he was just
barely in front of the young rooster.

By now the farmer heard all the commotion. He ran into the house, took
his shotgun, and ran out to the barnyard figuring a fox or something
was after his chickens. When he got there, he saw the two roosters
running around the hen house, with the old rooster still slightly in
the lead. He immediately took his shotgun, aimed, fired, and blew the
young rooster away.

As he walked away slowly, he thought to himself, Damn, thats the
third gay rooster Ive bought this month…

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