A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by two of the hospitals more attractive nurses.

While manipulating the mans body they noted that the word tiny was tattooed on the head of his penis.

Some months after the mans discharge, Mary, one of the nurses, tod Joan, the other, that she had dated their former patient.

How could you go out with a man that had tiny tattooed on his love stick? exclaimed Joan.

How could I indeed! said Mary. It said tiny when it was soft, but when aroused, it spelled:

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