23
Feb

The rules of chocolate

– If youve got
melted chocolate all over your hands, youre eating it too slowly.
– Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries
all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
– The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the shop in
a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the car park.
– Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. Itll take the edge
off your appetite and youll eat less.
– A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories
in one place. Isnt that handy?
– If you cant eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But
if you cant eat all your chocolate, whats wrong with you?
– If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate
to protect themselves.
– Money talks. Chocolate sings.
-Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

-If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top tights.
An entire garment industry would be devastated.
– Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to
do today. That way, at least youll get one thing done.

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