Ginsberg meets his old friend Kaplan and says, Kaplan, how are you? I havent seen you in years. Kaplan replies, Truthfully, Ginsberg, things have not gone very well. I just underwent the sorrow of burying my wife. Ginsberg then exclaims, Wait a minute, Kaplan! I distinctly remember attending your wifes funeral ten years ago. In fact, thats the last time I saw you. Kaplan retorts, No, that funeral was for my first wife. Ginsberg then beems and with a hearty smile says, Wait a minute, I didnt know you had remarried. Mazel tov!!