The Sins of Leroy

Little Leroy went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His mother decided

that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts. She said, Well

Leroy, it isnt Christmas and we dont have the money to just go out and buy

you anything you want. So why dont you write a letter to Jesus and pray for

one instead. After his temper tantrum his mother sent him to his room. He

finally sat down to write a letter to Jesus.

Dear Jesus,

Ive been a good boy this year and would appreciate a new bicycle.

Your Friend,


Now, Leroy knew that Jesus really knew what kind of boy he was (brat), so he

ripped up the letter and decided to give it another try.

Dear Jesus,

Ive been an OK boy this year and I want a new bicycle.

Your Truly,


Well, Leroy knew this wasnt totally honest, so he tore it up and tried


Dear Jesus,

Ive thought about being a good boy this year and can I have a bicycle?


Well, Leroy looked deep down in his heart, which by the way was what his

mother really wanted. He knew he had been terrible and was deserving of

almost nothing. He crumpled up the letter, threw it in the trash can and

went running outside. He aimlessly wandered about depressed because of the

way he treated his parents and really considered his actions. He finally

found himself in front of a Catholic Church. Leroy went inside and knelt

down, looking around not knowing what he should really do. Leroy finally got

up and began to walk out the door and was looking at all the statues. All of

a sudden he grabbed a small one and ran out the door. He went home, hid it

under his bed and wrote this letter.


Ive got your mama. If you ever want to see her again, give me a bike!


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