29
Sep

The String in the bar.

Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. sorry said the barman, we dont serve pieces of string in here and with that he threw the two pieces of string out.

Outside, one of the pieces of string ruffeled himself up, tied himself in a loop and went back into the bar.

Are you one of those pieces of string I just threw out? asked the barman.

No replied the string, Im a frayed not!

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