19
May

The Suicide

There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter was in the foreground, giving a report. In the background there was a man and a bridge.

Ill bet you 50 bucks that the guy jumps off of the bridge, the brunette said to the blonde. Okay, its a bet. A moment later, the man did jump off the bridge and the blonde pulled out 50 dollars. I cant take it. You have to, it was a bet. I really cant take it. You see, I watched the 6:00 news and saw him jump then. The brunette was feeling very humble at this point.

And the blonde said… Well, I watched it too, but I didnt think hed jump twice!

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