Once upon a time a beautiful, independent, self assured princess
happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, I was once a handsome prince, until an
evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back
into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with mum,
and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and
forever feel happy doing so.

That night, while the princess dined on frogs legs, she laughed to
herself and thought, I dont fucking think so.