A lady approaches her priest and tells him Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.
What do they say? the priest inquired.
They only know how to say, Hi, were prostitutes. Want to have some fun?
Thats terrible! the priest exclaimed, but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn the joys of praise and worship.
Thank you! the woman responded.
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priests house. His two male parrots are holding the rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say Hi were prostitutes, want to have some fun?
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, Put the beads away, brother. Our prayers have been answered!
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Dec
Additional Jokes From "Animal"
- Cats — Now And Forever
- Bubble Blowing Duckies
- Youre So Fat
- The Creation of Man
- How To Bathe A Cat
- Poor Couple
- Cat in the Way
- Alexander and Kermit
- What Are Ya, Chicken?
- What do you call a dog…
- The Bear and the Rabbit 2
- Its a cats world after all!
- Tasks for easy Cash
- Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
- Theyre boasting about race records