Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, I was
cleaning in Fathers room the other day and do you know what I found? A
bunch of pornographic magazines. What did you do? the other nuns
asked. Well, of course, I threw them in the trash. The second
nun said, Well, I can top that. I was in Fathers room putting away
the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms! Oh my! gasped the other
nuns. What did you do? they asked. I poked holes in all of them!
she replied. The third nun fainted.