A husband and wife were lying in bed one night. (Since they have small
children, the universal-parent coding system for sex is washing machine.)
The husband turned to his wife and said in a seductive voice, washing
machine. The wife, being the hard working parent she is, was tired
and she said, Not tonight, dear; Im tired. He rolled away.

Five minutes later, he rolled back over and repeated Honey, washing machine.
She said, Ive got a headache.

He rolled away again. Ten minutes later, the wife, feeling guilty, turned
to her husband and said, OK, washing machine.

He replied. Thats OK. It was a small load and I did it by hand.