The toast

A blonde and a brunette were involved in a terrible car accident and both cars were completely totaled.

They climbed from the wreckage and the brunette stood in awe. Our cars are demolished, yet we walk unharmed. This must be a sign from God that we are to be best friends for the rest of our lives, she said.

I agree with you completely. No doubt well be lifelong friends, the blonde replied.

The brunette stepped closer to examine the damage and noticed something shiny within her car. Reaching in, she pulled out an unbroken bottle. This bottle of wine wasnt even cracked. I think this is another sign that we are to drink a toast to our new friendship.

Thats a great idea, miss, the blonde answered, taking the bottle from her. She popped the cork and drank her share.

Im sorry. How rude of me. Would you like some? the blonde asked.

No, thanks, said the brunette. Ill just wait until the cops get here.

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