No Penis = No Problems
Bitchy?!? You aint seen NOTHING yet!
I Wont Screw *You*, Either
Help Wanted: Male interns
Hey, youd run, too, if *you* were Bill Clintons wife.
Hillary for Senate: Because Bubbas Alimony Just Aint Gonna Cut It
As Portrayed By Emma Thompson!
Building a Bridge Away From My Husband
Cmon — Just to Spite Ken Starr
Keeping It In My Pants Since 1973!
Well *I* Certainly Never Had Sex With That Woman, Miss Lewinsky

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