I may not like Green ham or eggs,
but I sure love your long, thin legs.
Marvin K. Mooney, will you please come now?!?
From far or near or here or there,
havent I seen you before somewhere?
Thats not the only place this Sneetch has a star, Baby.
Sally from Whoville, whats your sign?
Lets blow this joint – your thneed or mine?
Yknow, after he stole it, the Grinch hid Christmas – in my pants.
I love someone who knows what wine goes with red fish or blue fish.
Is that a Cat in your Hat or are you just happy to see me?
I hate this place — the crowds so phony! Say, care to ride me like a pony?
My heart aint the only thing two sizes too large, if you know what I mean.
On a boat, in a car, with your toes all curled – Oh, the places well go when I rock your world!
Howd you like to be in my next book: Great Legs and Ass?
I do not like my wife, you see.
I do not like her, no sirree.
Her looks accuse, her words disparage,
and so we have this open marriage.
Each book makes a million, a zillion, or three. Would you, could you, come home with me?

and the Number 1 Dr. Seuss Pick Up Line…

In all of Hooterville, where theres Hooters supreme, yours are the best of the Hooters Ive seen!

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