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Jul

The Top 15 Drill Sergeant Pick-Up Lines

You make me hornier before 9 AM than most people do all day!
Whats a pathetic weak piece of @#$%*! like you doing in a !&%#@$ dump like this??
Drop trou and give me 20!
Care to accompany me on a quiet, romantic, moonlit beach for a 5-mile hike and a hundred push-ups
Soldier, Im admiring your strategic frontal mammary tissue mounds, two each.
Remember An Officer and a Gentleman? Im neither, baby.
The penalty for being out of uniform is a spanking.
Wanna know why Im called a drill sergeant?
Drop and give me 69!
Baby, you put the fox in foxhole.
Youll only have to give me one pushup soldier, if its your bra.
Your perfume reminds me of napalm in the morning.
Drop and give me 20 — on my lap.
Wanna help me get an honorable discharge?

and Top5s Number 1 Drill Sergeant Pick-Up Line…

Uncle Sam aint the only one who wants you.

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