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The Top 16 Hockey Player Pick-Up Lines (adult)

Here are some hockey player pick-up lines … which, Im sure, have never been tried on them because they hang with a better class of male species … Enjoy …

What do you say we drop the gloves and go at it?
Look, my teeth spell out I love you in block letters!
My other stick curves to the right
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I … Hey! Babe! Wanna do the nasty?
Bagy, yrrr so beurdiffle dat I feel I can be nacheral wif yoo.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
I said, Would you like a PUCK?
You know, less teeth means more tongue!
I may be toothless, sweaty, and all black and blue, but I make a mean quiche Loraine.
I only drool when Im standing upright.
Hi, Im Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?
Well if I cant score, can I get an assist?
Tho … Whatth your thighn?
Cmon baby, the iceman cometh … but never too soon.
Me take you eat

and The Number 1 Hockey Player Pick-Up Line …

Were gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna cum?

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