The top 16 signs your lawyer isnt working out
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- His idea of a key immunity deal involves penicillin shots.
- Open argument in which he called the prosecutor a Doo-Doo Head could hurt your case.
- Tries to cheer you up by saying how great you look in orange.
- In the middle of your trial, he crawls underneath the bench and actually tries to please the court.
- Uses rhyming couplets like Johnny Cochran, but they all end with Nantucket.
- Giggles hysterically at the mere mention of the Penal Code.
- Keeps trying to call a witness named Johnny, the Trouser Troll.
- A closer look at his diploma reveals its from Yale Lock School.
- The only question she can come up with during cross-examination is, Isnt it true that youre a lying bastard?
- Constantly raising objections to the vibes hes getting from the jury.
- Every time the judge sustains one of his objections, he screams, Yahtzee!
- Dental problem forces her to use short, concise sentences comprised of commonly used, clearly understood words.
- Instead of saying Your honor, I object, he now just rolls his eyes and says, Whatever.
- Claims staring at your cleavage is a necessary part of the discovery processes.
- Offers to waive his usual fees in exchange for your panties.
and Top5s Number 1 Sign Your Lawyer Isnt Working Out …
- Nice breasts, Your Honor.
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