The Top 20 Rejected Childrens Books

NOTE FROM CHRIS: Yo, homeboys and homegirls, todays list is a Top5 O.L., originally published back in the day (July 3, 1996).

  1. Where in the New York Area is Jimmy Hoffa?
  2. The Unabomber Pop-Up Manifesto and Coloring Book
  3. The Frog Formerly Known as Prince
  4. Alice in WonderBraLand
  5. The Legend of Three-Card Monte
  6. 40 Whacks: Counting With Lizzie
  7. The Little Engine That Could, If Only That Damned Gout Would Go Away
  8. Girls Are From Venus, Boys Are From Cootieland
  9. Where the Wildings Are
  10. The Little Big Book of Necrophelia
  11. The J. Edgar Hoover Dress-Up Book
  12. Joe Camel and The Magic Cancer Stick
  13. The Crack House at Pooh Corner
  14. The Dummys Guide to Crying
  15. When Mommy Leaves Daddy, And What You Did to Cause It
  16. Wheres Waldos Weewee?
  17. The Dyslexics Big Anagram Book
  18. Barneys Bleeding and Nobody Can Help
  19. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

    and Top5s Number 1 Rejected Childrens Book…

  20. Furious George Delivers the Mail

[ This list copyright 1998 by Chris White ]
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