The UCLA – USC game

Did you hear about the guy who went into a bar to watch the UCLA-USC game last year, and had a little dog with him?

The bartender told him he needed to take the dog outside, but the guy told him that the dog was a huge football fan. Every time UCLA scored a touchdown, the dog would bark, wag his tail and run around excitedly.

At the end of the game, when UCLA had won, the dog did a back flip! The bartender was amazed.

Thats great, he said. But what does he do if USC wins?

The guy said, I dont know. The dogs only 7 years old!

Most viewed Jokes (20)