The Value Of Offspring

Rachel and Esther meet for the first time in fifty years since university.

Rachel begins to tell Esther about her children. My son is a doctor and hes got four kids. My daughter is married to a lawyer and they have three great kids. So tell me Esther, how about your kids?

Esther replies, Unfortunately, Morty and I dont have any children and so we have no grandchildren either.

Rachel says, No children? … and no grand kids? So tell me, Esther, what do you do for aggravation?

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