19
Apr

The Vampire

Late at night, a woman is woken from her sleep by a bat suddenly swooping into her room through a window.



She watches as the bat transforms itself into a vampire. She grips the pillow tightly, but is too afraid to speak.



The vampire slowly approaches, but as it almost reaches her, the woman suddenly remembers the cross on her night-stand.



She grabs it tightly, holding it out towards the vampire and, in a trembling voice,cries,



You cant come closer! I have a cross.



The vampire looks the woman in the eye and responds, Lady, Es vet dir gornisht helfen!

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