05
Nov

The Watch

Jack has stolen the rabbis gold watch and afterwards felt guilty about what he did.



After a sleepless night, he went to the rabbi.



Rabbi, I stole a gold watch.



But Jack, thats forbidden! You should return it immediately!



What shall I do?



Give it back to the owner.



Do you want it?



No, I said return it to its owner.



But he doesnt want it.



In that case, you can keep it.

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