08
Apr

The way your thinking

Little jonnys in class and the teacher says there are 3 magpies sitting on the fence the farmer shoots one how many are left little jonny says there would be none left miss,the teacher says no there would be two left ,little jonny says no if the farmer shoots one the other two will fly off ,the teacher says no your wrong but i like the way your thinking,little jonny says can i ask you a question miss,ok she says little jonny says three woman walking down the street one is biting a lolly,one is sucking a lolly,one is licking a lolly which one is married.looking a bit flustered the teacher says well i suppose the one sucking a lolly,he says no the one with the wedding ring on her finger but i like the way your thinking…

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