11
Mar

The wife

The wife says: Im not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

In answer to the question Whats wrong?

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: Its just that youre an idiot.

The wife says: I dont want to talk about it.
The wife means: Im still building up steam.

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