The wife is not speaking to me

One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.

Whats the matter? the bartender asks.

My wife and I got into a fight, explained the guy and now she isnt talking to me for a whole 31 days.

The bartender thought about this for a while. But, isnt it a good thing that she isnt talking to you? asked the bartender.

Yeah, except today is the last night.

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