The woman next door.

With his wife eight and a half months pregnant, the husband dacides to sleep on a cot to avoid temptation. Seeing her husbands eyes filled with hopeless desire, the woman reached into the nightstand, took out $50 and said, Honey, take this and go to the woman next door. Shell let you sleep with her.
Afraid she would change her mind, the man grabbed the money and quickly left. A few minutes later he returned, handed the money back and slunk dejectedly to the cot. She said she wants $60, he explained.
That bitch! his wife shouted. When she was pregnant I charged her husband only $50!

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