24
Jun

The Worlds Best Pickup Lines

  1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
  2. Can I borrow a quarter? [What for?] I want to call my mom and tell I just
    met the girl of my dreams.

    OR:

    I want to call your mother and thank her.

  3. Is your daddy a thief? [No.] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the
    stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say
    yes.]

  4. Youre so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
  5. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what
    I want?

  6. Lets go to my place and do the things Ill tell everyone we did anyway.
  7. The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the
    word.

  8. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  9. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow
    morning.

  10. My names [your name]. Thats so you know what to scream.
  11. My names [your name], but you can call me lover.
  12. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
  13. Can I flirt with you?
  14. Your daddy must have been a baker, cause youve got a nice set of buns.
  15. [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, What are you doing?:]

    Checking to see if you were made in heaven.

    OR:

    Checking to see if youre the right size.

  16. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
  17. If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
  18. Fuck me if Im wrong, but dont you want to kiss me?
  19. I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
  20. [Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
  21. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  22. Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
  23. If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.
  24. How about you sit on my lap and well see what pops up?
  25. Do you know whatd look good on you? Me.
  26. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
  27. So… How am I doin?
  28. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
  29. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
  30. The first time is always the hardest.

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