The wrong thing to say!

A married couple were sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.The husband asks I notice youve been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?Yes she replies, Hes my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago.Thats remarkable! the husband replies, I didnt think anybody could celebrate that long.

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