I found the following professionally printed handbill posted on a door
in the Georgetown physiology department.

Did you know?

EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD
IS BAKED,
APPROXIMATELY
150,000,000 YEASTS ARE
KILLED.

Come to the award-winning 1987 film,
The Very Small and Quiet Screams
— a cinematic electromicrograph of yeasts being baked.

A must for those who care about yeast,
and especially for those who dont.

Evening showing in Johnson & Wales
Pirsig Auditorium: 7PM, 4/19

SPONSORED BY
Brown Anaerobe Rights Coalition (BARC)
Student Bakers for Social Responsibility
Coalition for the ELevation of Life (CELL)
Campus Crusade for Fetal Matters

Defend all life: from greatest to least, from human to yeast!

This poster printed on 100% yeast-free paper.